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Talkgasm Episode 106: “What Do You Think Angels Cum? (II)”

robertmccormack — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 05:29:35 +0000

Episode Title: “What Do You Think Angels Cum? (II)”

Synopsis: In part two of a two part episode, Sean and Elliot (special guest star Elliot Nevills) learn the fate of Robert’s mental health. The trio discuss the benefits of therapy, angel ejaculate, Robert’s looming departure, chicks with facial hair, eyebrows and waxing, a lost photo album, webcam mooning, half sleeping, and intrusive roommates.

To listen to the episode, click here!

Talkgasm Episode 105: “Hansel From The Old Tale (I)”

robertmccormack — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 14:36:52 +0000

Episode 105: “Hansel From The Old Tale (I)”

Synopsis: In part one of two part episode, Robert and Nidal (special guest star Nidal Abbed) learn Sean’s roommate may have walked in on him beating off; Nidal and Sean learn what Formspring is while Robert learns some surprising statistics about Chatroulette. Later topics include a sushi thief, airports, Robert’s bad haircut, a humongous shit, and spring break plans. The episode ends with a cliffhanger involving the fate of Robert’s mental health.

To listen to the episode, click here!

Talkgasm: A Note About Episodes 2 & 3

robertmccormack — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 03:16:54 +0000

Just a brief note: due to some mismanagement, episodes 4 & 5 of Talkgasm will be available before episodes 2 & 3, which are still being located and processed. Not that anyone really cares, but I thought it should be noted.

Talkgasm Episode 104: “I Should Have Sucked This Girls Knuckles”

robertmccormack — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 03:15:07 +0000

Episode 104: “I Should Have Sucked This Girls Knuckles”

Synopsis: Sean and Jeff (special guest Jeff Wilczinski) confront Robert about the fallout of a bad partying experience; topics include feminine handshakes, girls who dye their hair, miracles and religion, penis pictures and sizes, and erotic fantasies.

To listen to the episode, click here

Talkgasm Episode 101: “I Feel Bad Saying This…”

robertmccormack — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 02:40:11 +0000

Episode 101: “I Feel Bad Saying This…”

Synopsis: In the debut episode of Talkgasm (formerly Eargasm), Robert and Sean discuss glaucoma, offensive television scripts, extreme environmentalists, and white people who think they are black.

To listen to the episode, visit here!

Talkgasm: The First Season

robertmccormack — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 00:06:11 +0000

So I haven’t been completely out of my mind here in Chicago. When not in class or in front of a computer at work, classmate and friend Sean Godsey and I set about recording what is hopefully an entertaining and enlightening 10-part podcast series titled Talkgasm (though you’ll hear us initially refer to it as Eargasm; we later learned that was already taken). I’ll be the first to admit it’s rough around the edges. We have a few too many inside jokes in the first few segments and our humor may be slightly crude, but go with it. Please. It gets slightly better.

Anonymous Pictures from Cumberland Farm

robertmccormack — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 17:57:54 +0000

What better way to return to the The Lame Blog than with a story of an embarrassing Facebook faux-pas?

Leave it to Robert, in a sudden “comedic” urge, to change his profile picture from one of his own to that of an always pleasant attendant at a local Cumberland Farms convenience. The picture, snapped over spring break, and depicting a man wheeling in a rubbish bin, seemed harmless enough. Of course, only in my book, does the man in the picture turn out to be the father of a girl I was in high school with.

One awkward Facebook message later, and you have the return of the new and improved Lame Blog. Let’s hope this one sticks, unlike my profile picture.

This Is It

robertmccormack — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:43:58 +0000

Something’s happening. Something big is coming to The Lame Blog. Just you wait.

So Much For Wit

robertmccormack — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:37:17 +0000

New Millenium Studies. Arianna Huffington. A general hatred for Sarah Palin. Nothing I’m not too familiar with. I’m not even a week into the new semester here in Chicago, and already i’m exhausted — both physically and mentally. Maybe it’s the constant bombardment of liberal ideals, the daunting schedule of both school and work (something I’m not too used too), or, most likely, a combination of both. The fact that’s it’s also 10 degrees outside probably doesn’t help either, or the looming fact that next year may very well end up being a [forced] gap year for me. Thank you President Obama for that so called change that was supposed to help this economy and keep me in school. Do I sound bitter? I don’t mean to — after all I do know these things take time. Obviously, my frustration is ill suited for Obama. For the liberals. Maybe I’m just hungry, and a little scared, and I’m using The Lame Blog to vent like never before. So much for being witty, right?

Redundant Promotion

robertmccormack — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:29:35 +0000

Hey there folks. The Lame Show is gaining traction on a little known website called Facebook. If you’re looking for links to exclusive content, even more pictures and junk that you don’t possible need to see, and just another outlet for promotion for the show, become a fan of The Lame Show. PLUS if you have seen our first two craptastic episodes and have SOME sort of opinion for them, submit a review in the reviews section of the fan page and be entered for the chance to win an exclusive Lame Show T-Shirt and the chance to be a part of our studio audience for the upcoming season finale.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Lame-Show/203116533157?ref=ts